I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Minus the alleged assault, this is basically every meal with my family.

go fuck yourself.

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

Will Muschamp is reportedly coming back for 2014 total offensive yards in 2014.

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

The Eagles' defense also did their best impression of a Papa John's pizza, by being cobbled together from unwanted parts and disappointing everyone involved

Fiver is a character from Watership Down. Nobody else commented and I am physically incapable of refraining from making the correction.

If your piss is viscous, it's time to see a doctor.

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.

Not that, Canadians are just idiots.

If Daniel Snyder wanted someone who could withstand the scrutiny of playing both a Chief and an Indian, he should have hired Hank Azaria.