Agreed. Jesus, even in a conversation about abortion.

An "intellectual kind of being"? What is that?

Out of curiosity, does the woman you're in a relationship with know that you spent thousands of dollars on PUA "bootcamp," "in field training," etc.? If so, how does she feel about it?

Honey, do you really think you're revealing anything here, much less a "big secret"? Your view is the conventional one, and all of us have been inundated with it our whole lives. We know that cheap, tedious story inside out.

Huh?

You made me snort. Do you think I'm offended? As ihateemo said, people are like fainting goats around here. So maybe it was a reasonable assumption on your part.

Point.

So...anyone can self-publish. Lame guys of the dime a dozen sort self-publish. Lame guys of that sort make Laura Beck both laugh and cry (and use exclamation points). Was there something else I was supposed to get from this?

Lame story. The Daily Cal girl was obviously trying to fill column inches; the librarian responding was mimicking Gawker-style snark; Laura Beck needed to fullfil her quota. Yawn.

The classiest lights are whichever you display if (and only if) those are the ones you genuinely prefer. There are certainly trends in what's perceived as classy... but *being* classy and being *perceived* as such are two different things. If you want to be perceived as classy by bourgeois folks who obsess over wine…

Why would you "ignore your urges"? Or better yet, how?! You're not sure you're comfortable with stranger sex, so don't hire an escort. What you need to do is leave all the theorizing and speculation aside and MEET GIRLS. Go out, make friends, accept every invitation you get, go to parties, join groups that cater to…

Washing my face has the effect of half-removing mascara and leaving blurry black shadows around my eyes. Usually I leave it at that, and when doing the next day's make-up I use q-tips dipped in eye make-up remover or just moisturizer to get rid of all the residual blackness. Only when I'm very virtuous or on some…

My boyfriend telling me he's stalking me on here, even though he's drinking with his friends.

This brings up something important, which is that while everyone says to discuss whether or not you want/don't want kids with your partner before you marry them, it's rarely brought up that people change their minds and that attitudes around this can be complex and evolving.

The Onion: "Fuck Everything, Nation Reports. Just Fuck It All To Hell." http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/

So no "jazzercise," whatever that is, and no backflips, plural. Just one cat flipping over once while trying to get a toy?

I don't give a flying fuck about this except that it would have been so awesome if See's had tweeted Laura's line: "We prefer to keep our nuts IN the chocolate. BOOM! Roasted."

Can we add Hugo to the petition? And Lindy?

This has probably been said, but I'm so annoyed by her answers to the girl who doesn't come during sex (I was once a girl who didn't come during sex) that I'm going to say it anyway.

Ah. The word "lying" here struck a chord with me because in much of the discussion of Rice, people have failed to make the distinction between knowingly saying something false and unknowingly saying something false.