This is the take I was hoping the author was going to make, but then he digressed into a bunch of unrelated nonsense.

Who should we be voting for?

I think all of us are waiting for $5,000 fully restored ‘67 mustangs or similar. The truth is that there's too much demand for them to fall that far.

I’m waiting for the classic 30's - 40's hot rod bubble to burst, everyone else can have the muscle cars, gimme them flatheads and deuce coupes.

You do know what relative means, right?

Except those with “moderately severe body damage”

I can’t wait for the following item:

Pony cars, not muscle cars.

Everyone pays for VAG.

I’ve had a cow break off the side mirror on one of my Supras by trying to eat it, so that’s about the same thing, right?

Email Rob back and ask him WHY they use coupe. Maybe you will get them on the record saying that the buyer is stupid and this is just to make things sound faster without reason. 

Sure, teaching your child to escalate when interacting with the police will in no way backfire in the future.

Trump likes hamburgers, I like hamburgers. Therefore hamburgers are evil!

Name checks out, I believe you. Thanks Joe Diffy

Bro, do you even car enthusiast?

“There really is no situation where you need to accelerate that fast in that short of a time span.”

Nobody is going to care if your pickup can outdrag a Ferrari. They will care if your electric truck can haul a boat

shoulda had a flathead 12!

I really like this thing. That is all.

I appreciate pointing out the hypocrisy at play here, but this is a flavor of hot take I’m really fucking tired of. Can a tragedy just be a tragedy? Do we always have to justify our emotional responses to stuff like this by comparing it to other tragedies or excuse it by giving some explicit personal or familial…