Do we have that kind of time?

To conclude, we're not not pinning this on Jenny McCarthy.

Yesterday I received a letter from my kid's middle school. She has to get a whooping cough vaccine booster by June of next year or she won't be allowed to enroll in 7th grade.

to be fair, jenny mcCarthy hasn't definitely proven that she's NOT to blame.

Please let me be the first by saying:

Psssh. You're fooling yourself. Beyonce, boss bitch? puh-LEESE.

#notallsantas

Or maybe people are leaving the church BECAUSE THEY PROTECTED CHILD RAPISTS FOR DECADES.

terrorist

I hate the term the "cool" Pope because it is just a way for people who are cynical about Pope Francis to mock him. That being said, Pope Francis has expressed many, many, MANY times his concern about why people are leaving the Church, and has attributed that to the Church's excessive clericalism. So, not…

bitches be out of line, standing up for human rights, and fucking feeding people. GET A GRIP BITCHES. FALL IN.

I knew a girl from the U.K. and her mother spent time in a laundry asylum. I didn't hear details, but that family did not grow up a fan of the Catholic church.

I find it hard to reconcile the two three stereotypes of nuns in my head

Except for you. I'm sure your behavior is exemplary in every way.

That reminds me of an old roommate. Never interacted with either of his cats, barely fed them and rarely changed their litter. Mentioned it to a friend and asked why he thought roommate even had the cats. His reply, "for the smell."

*deleted 'cause it don't matter right now*

I hate people. Fuck this world.

Collectible Bullshit. The end is nigh, my friends.

But I don't think the virgin birth is really such as harmless belief. As I see it, the most destructive influences Christianity has on our society are the misogynistic and anti-scientific views that many Christians espouse. The belief that a woman could give birth without having sexual intercourse (or without modern…

You realize you're on Jezebel right? The queen of articles discussing all manner of poorly sourced facts and figures.

This struck me mostly as an article born out of the author seeing the stats and thinking "Well that can't be so..."