I'm surrounded by terrible lizards...

Great. She filed sexual assault charges, right?

Well, I did honk at another driver this morning...

She referenced the shooting spree just the other day, which was not a product of religous extremism, hence the poor analogy.

They should have shipped 3,000 nail bombs instead.

We're in agreement: It's Islamic extremism.

She's a little chubby.

The subject was religion...

I do the typical crap job, so the old lady gets frustrated and wraps for me.

Yes.

Was the U.S. shooter a member of an outspoken militant christian regime?

I didn't murder any school children.

Liberal diplomacy. Maybe a multilateral delegation to negotiate peace with the Taliban. We must convince them their religion is religion of peace. Maybe if it's repeated enough, they'll believe it, too.

What race are Pentecostals?

You can't just blame Islam; This is the patriarchy, pure and simple.

Mickey has so much brain damage, he thinks people will actually believe he's boxing?

I'd rather be an asshole and correct, than polite and dead wrong.

Don't judge me for being a judgmental d-bag. What right have you to judge me?

How do you become a master at bullshit?

Why do grown women whisper? Why? This happens at the office. What the fuck could possibly be sonscandoulous or secret that it has to be shared like you're on the grade school playground?