This is peak Chris Farley.

Might be glass just not part of the window

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Today on “Jalopnik browses youtube”

Pretty obviously a tire pressure mixup.  

Reminds me of a story from my wife. She rode a bus back from college one weekend, and the woman next to her was eating fries off her hand with ketchup poured all over it. After the fries were finished, she proceed to lick off every drop of ketchup from her hands. My wife never took the bus again after that.

It’s rare for people to experience Virgin a 2nd time.

Person next to me pulls out a whole avocado from his bag; bites into it and tears a ~1" hole in the outer skin (spits/discards skin somewhere); then proceeds to eat the entire avocado by a combination of squeezing and sucking the insides out through this hole. This is in the first 15 minutes of a 5 hour flight.

use mine every day in my 97 subaru impreza.  for some reason, when its colder than about 20F, it keeps trying to turn the tape over though

Dude, mixed tapes. Especially from the radio. Burning CDs wasn’t an (affordable) thing until this 38 year-old was a freshman in college, let alone the true Gen-Xers that had to figure out creative ways to make mixed tapes.

I have an ‘04 LS430 and I actually asked for one of these for Christmas from the wife.

Tell me about it. I got an OK Boomer on Twitter today. When I replied that I was not he responded that if I “post like a boomer does it matter?” I asked if by posting like one did he mean because I use proper grammar, am educated on history (it was a post related to it) or because I think for myself instead of blindly …

As a boomer myself (born in 64) it doesn’t really hurt my feelings, it usually makes me laugh when people/kids/idiots say “ok boomer” in my presence (usually it’s my own kids saying it) because I am just as capable to toss out snide or demeaning generationally reductive commentary on other people too.

Definitely punk rock: “I don’t give a shit about your climate-destroying SuckUV, dude.”

Stoner...

Rock Lobster?

I think the CHIPS movie nailed it... My go-to would be a Hypermotard on TKC80's. Enough suspension travel for hopping curbs, enough traction in the grass to go through people’s yards and, unlike dirt bikes, enough horsepower to pull away from cop cars on pavement if you need to.

I think it’s funny that you think any car wash employee/passerby is going to remove their face from their phone long enough to notice....

Based on my research, dirtbike, no debate.