Well that’s good. Because you can sign up for another 3 year lease on literally any other car, and at the same time sign up to buy a Model 3, then get delivery of the Model 3 when your 3 year lease is up in 2021. Win, win?

This event just seemed weird. It was basically a private employee event that they streamed online. They really didn’t even show off the car.

My lease is up in August 2018.... decisions decisions....

The over-earnestness of everything Tesla is a bit overwhelming, but this is undoubtedly a very sound proposition. I very much look forward to this taking over our streets.

I assume supercharger rate for long range is supposed to be 170 miles in 30 minutes? If 170 in 3, I’ll jump in line tomorrow.

I may or may not have smoked a guy driving a tC with a weedeater exhaust at a light coming from my sister-in-laws while in my Sienna last night. The pissed off look on his face was glorious. I love my minivan and the red rocket is faster than my Fusion, more comfortable, and more pleasurable to drive. That’s not even…

fugliness actually transcends subjectivity

Initial Quality is a bullshit metric.

Good thing opinions are subjective.

“Initial quality” is bullshit that only matters to those who buy new and don’t like going to the dealer to fix stuff that’s covered under warranty anyway..

Right, because a 1.6 V6 turbo with ES capable of 15,000 RPM is totally what’s in the new Accords.

But...but...if you think it’s ugly you’re just insecure!

Agreed. I’ll stick to doing HPDE in my $3500 M3 and some 24 hours of LeMons races in a shitty Jetta.

Step 1: Be rich

His dead body would like a word...

I am surprised you say that, as I unashamedly consider myself a Honda fanboy. A lot of my all-time favorite cars are Hondas. Hell I’ve owned two and brag about my Acura all the time.

I love these dumb, mecha-looking cars so much. It’s a garbage take, I know, but I love them.

We all knew the review was going to be like this. Jalopnik rarely if ever really lends any credence to Honda.

I know I’m wrong before I even say anything, but I actually like how it looks. I know it looks like a STI and a Dodge Dart had a drunken tryst in the back of a design workshop, but I dig its style.