After blowing a timeout to avoid a delay of game on their own 1-yard line—saving themselves a half-yard...

Ovechkin appears to have no future political ambitions, and, frankly, he’s just too damn rich and famous for all that

Paranoia? They interfered with our election. That’s not paranoia at all.

Pretty low bar though still, since his “good” action was actually just maintaining the status quo he’d previously upended. So even his one good thing was just undoing a bad thing he did.

Fittingly, every Cowboy is singin’ a sad, sad song these days, too.

“When Rose was with the Knicks last season, he went missing on a game day and was fined by the Knicks.”

Thankfully he’s got that Memphis education to fall back on. Makes me feel a little better about the situation.

Wait, you’re telling me an all-pro offensive line can make skill positions look a lot better than they are by opening up holes or giving plays more time to develop? I think I’ll need a few more decades to see if this is true.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

In no way shape or form is Pete Carroll anywhere near getting fired Drew. C’mon bro.

My giant Great Dane puppy and my old cocker mix.

Aren’t we also supposed to get bread with our circuses?

Trump: When will the highly paid Commissioner finally get tough and smart?

In that context, I’m not sure how to feel about Simone Bile’s rush to publicly call out Gabby. It’s hard to believe she didn’t have an idea that Gabby was a victim as well.

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

What’s it like having a life utterly devoid of joy?

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Banned ... Even Though ... Acquitted