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Well, I assume the implication is that if he was injured and no longer able to play, his family would have to subsist on his [checks notes] $38 million in career earnings so far.

• If you start now with $3,500 and put in $500 a month in the ING account at 0.75 percent, you’ll have about $15,640 in two years.

Also, it amazes me how many people don’t want to put thought into their investment decisions but just want someone to tell them definitive answers to their questions. Most scenarios don’t have a clear “right” answer, and if you don’t understand the reasons behind an investment strategy how can you possibly know if…

grade-school excuses for shit behavior aren’t going to fly with the Cubs

But the contract he agreed to said his truck couldn’t have moderately severe body damage. It doesn’t. If the HOA wanted to enforce that the paint condition of a vehicle had to be up to a certain standard, then they should have put that in the contract.

You’re dead on. I would also add that the Cubs will correctly ban a racist fan within 24 hours, but when the patriarch of the Ricketts family’s racist emails become public they equivocate and excuse. Not to mention one of the owners choosing to head the racist president’s reelection campaign. It’s disgusting.

Actually, I thought it was a poor choice of words on his part although I believe the Cubs probably interpreted the situation correctly and banning the fan was appropriate. Why reference “coincidence” if you’re reasonably sure, as I believe they were, that the fan intended the gesture as racist? Just say that you’re…

And these oblivious entitled parents don’t understand the crux of the issue. We don’t care that you can’t stop your kid from having a meltdown, for whatever reason be it valid (of course babies cry a lot) to invalid (9-year-old Brayjayden is mad because his screen time is up for the day). We do care that you refuse to…

Yeah, I think Peter King’s assessment that they essentially spent three draft picks including a first on Isabella is technically true but doesn’t really make sense. What they did was trade Rosen for a pick that they used on Isabella. Where Rosen was initially picked doesn’t really matter in that context, and like you…

Because American consumer law is basically written by corporations.

People have skipped to the last chapters of mystery novels forever.

Yeah, while Espinal is definitely a victim of domestic abuse and has zero culpability for whatever Hill has done to her, she also has a responsibility to look out for the safety of her child. Whether or not she is the one who injured him, it’s hard for me to say she doesn’t bear some blame for keeping him around Hill.…

670 The Score should just change their call letters to WCUB and be done with it. It’s a real shame what that station has turned into.

Last time I bought a car was about three and a half years ago. We were pretty sure we wanted a Corolla or a Camry (yes, we’re boring). Got to the dealership and the bored kid in the showroom who apparently didn’t think we were serious buyers told us that if we wanted a test drive, we could go to their used lot across…

Every one of these races, dogs are injured and killed.

I don’t follow basketball, but I’m pulling for the Rockets just because they’ve offended the aesthetic sensibilities of people who think those sensibilities should mean anything in sports. Just win...who cares how you look doing it?

That being said, no athlete of merit is rushing to get here to play for the Bulls or White Sox, so that cuts into the appeal.

Violence, disease, poverty, war — all of these things are down worldwide compared with basically any time in history.

I’m not anything resembling a lawyer, but since Mike Florio is I tend to assume he’s not suggesting that the NFL subvert the Constitution.