If you made the decision to have a baby with someone you knew couldn’t handle money responsibly, I’m thinking the debt on the car is the least of your problems. Especially since now she’s not even working. Yeesh.

It sure as hell is emotionally abusive to use your platform to tell millions of people that you not only oppose their sexual orientation, but refuse to “believe” in it. Ask the thousands and thousands of LGBT kids who end their lives every year.

We have a Darwin Award winner!

Yeah, Theo and Jed will muscle up on this one and dump Russell because he’s bad at baseball, and talk a bunch of garbage about how they care about character. Meanwhile, they will continue to actively try to add guys like Aroldis Chapman and Daniel Murphy and dodge every question from the media about how they reconcile…

Unless the first score is a touchdown (or a safety, but that’s a lot less likely). The new rule did at least make it so a team can’t just advance the ball 30 or 40 yards and kick a field goal to win the game outright, but it still gives an enormous advantage to the team that wins the coin flip.

Agreed...the only people who have strong negative opinions about the Obamas are racists. There’s not even a hint of scandal there to get upset about.

Is it really? I mean, it’s objectively insane, but by US standards...

I never said he didn’t earn his money or that he didn’t work hard. My only point is that in 2018 America, he’s a weird person to highlight as an example of an underpaid worker getting screwed.

It’s not an actual problem, but ties suck. And they suck even more in football, with only 16 regular season games a year. The problem with the overtime period is that both teams aren’t guaranteed a possession, so if a team with a gifted offense wins the coin toss they have a very high probability of winning even if…

I wouldn’t care if he was overpaid; I question the implication that he is underpaid.

What’s a “fair wage” for selling beer? The fact that at his peak Harol earned over $100,000/year in multiple years is nothing short of astounding to me.

Brady and Belichick are perhaps the best ever at what they do

Oh, for sure. I was allowing for the occasional late bloomer.

The Presidential alerts are meant for situations of national importance: if a nuke were headed our way, for example, or some other serious, nationwide news. It’s not meant as an alternate outlet for petty, insulting tweets

Yeah, this has been my confusion regarding room service tipping. It’s been a few years, as I only ordered it when I traveled for work, but I remember being presented with a receipt that included a service charge (which I assume goes to the hotel), an 18% gratuity (which I assume goes to the delivery person), and then…

She went on to explain that some visitors have taken to using sticks or whatever’s handy to scrawl their initials (or worse) into the colonies of exotic microorganisms that live off of the scaldingly hot and mineral-rich thermal waters, and line the pools of so many of the park’s hot springs.

I do not believe that there is a single able-bodied adult male who has never masturbated. There are certainly guys who don’t watch porn, and guys who are so repressed that they would lie and say they’ve never done it, but come on.

Yeah...Laurent Duvernay-Tardif is an actual medical doctor, and John Urschel is a mathematician.

That was my thought. I’m assuming this is with the idea that me winning the election is somehow preordained, so forget an actual grueling campaign schedule. I’d make perfunctory appearances in a few swing states, show up at the debates, and that’s about it.

The possibility hadn’t really occurred to me until last night, but what if Mitch turns out to be neither the Pro Bowl QB the Bears were hoping for nor another bust in the long line of bad Bears QBs? What if he’s the 18th or 20th best QB in the league and earns a second contract, condemning the Bears to 6-8 years of…