There might be a stopover on the way back to give Stalin pinkeye, but yes.

Gonna be a lot of “good Germans” when this is all over.

And since I know it would be very unusual if she was a presidential candidate again, perhaps I should add:

I wonder if there’s going to be an uptick in left-wing interest in survivalism. Personally, having a cellar full of canned food and iodine tablets is starting to seem a little more reasonable.

So what happens to Hillary now? Can she come back from this and run again, or has this basically discredited her as a presidential candidate?

If I was an American, even if I lived in a solidly blue state that didn’t need my vote I’d still be kicking myself if I didn’t vote for Clinton. It would be like if a time traveller appeared next to me and say “Hey, do you want to go back in time? We can’t change the past, so nothing we do will have a noticeable…

I bet even some people in solidly blue states (like some of the Deadspin guys) are probably kicking themselves for not voting for Clinton, given what’s happened. It’s like a time traveller showed up and said “Hey, do you want to go back in time? We’re not allowed to change the past in any measurable way, so what you…

I said this in another post, but maybe he’s a Terminator. Like he was literally sent back from the future to destroy the human species. His speeches are just phrases selected from an internal database of canned responses, and something’s damaged his outer flesh covering so it’s started to rot.

If I was American I’d vote because I wouldn’t want to risk, even a little, being one of the people who fucked the world (and anything that detracts from Trump’s perceived legitimacy is good, like losing the popular vote by a landslide, or Kyle Reese showing up from the future and flamethrower-ing the flesh off his…

Now that Maeve can modify her own mind and up her intelligence, we’re getting into real Singularity territory. Hopefully she’ll eventually be able to modify her physical form as well, and be able to ditch this unnatural human body nonsense and become a distributed cloud intelligence in a swarm of robot spiders, as God…

Some birds have penises and vaginas (ducks, notably).

You’re presuming that the actual attractions are more symmetric. For what it’s worth, male sexual orientation could very well be more polarized than female sexual orientation. Lots of studies, even with anonymous questionnaires, have found that result. Also, there have been plethysmography studies done in an attempt…

Clowns are basically an attempt to make a real-life person look like a cartoon, and as such are creepy in a similar way to attempts to portray a cartoon character in real life.

I saw “Ouija: Origin of Evil” instead of this and it sounds like it was a good choice.

“Hector sexually dislodges the buried bullet from Maeve’s abdomen”

I support rehabilitation too, but this is a hard one. With a prison sentence, he’s definitely not going to be raping any 12 year-olds for the 25 years he’s in prison, so the medical recommendation would have to be pretty convincing to counteract that. It’s hard to come up with a hypothetical set of circumstances under…

OKCupid users are probably not a representative sample. Survey respondents self-selecting terms that include implicit value judgments probably confounds the results even further.

High fashion beauty standards tend to reflect an aspirational image of the upper class, so I would guess models started getting skinny right around the time poor people started getting fat.

I found her funny in “The Five Year Engagement.”