Yes, she put other people's lives in danger by driving drunk, but I'm curious if the police took the shooter's BAC, too.

Have them at the same time! Sure beats awkward small talk with relatives you only see at funerals.

Not to mention hallucinogenic grain molds growing in the bread.

This guy approves

You want to see Vikings in action? Go to Shetland in January for Up Helly Aa. They burn a boat and males in the town spend a year growing their beards for the Jarl Squad. It is a massive deal and everyone adopts a name like Sigurd Forktongue or the like. Much fun. Nobody dies ... yet. :)

Fuck it, maybe I just won't die at all then!

Why is everyone so obsessed with Lorde?? That song is annoying and her voice is from the Lana Del Ray school of dull and deadpan.

I am going to piss on this parade. I really, really do feel bad for doing so. Please don't read if you're sensitive to grouchiness and rain.

I actually realized at the marathon that he really is just a little shit.

The "didn't happen on school grounds" excuse for the first report seems predictable. Except you know what, school authorities? You won't convince me that, even if you didn't owe that girl help because it isn't under your jurisdiction as a school administrator, you owed her help as a FUCKING HUMAN BEING. From the very…

paging Anonymous! Anonymous, please pickup the white courtesy phone! Unleash the Kracken!!

Oh man, I laughed hard at that.
"Cranfording"...teehee.

Cranford Revisited.

Me: I'm going to get lots of sciences done today and save the world!
Jezebel: TOM HIDDLESTON!!

My testicles. They became ovaries. And then they exploded. True story.

BAH! You totally got me with that twist ending!

GET ME IN THIS SANDWICH.