Yup! It might make me look better but I don't like dealing with it, so oh well, world! You'll have to gaze upon my sunadulterated, slightly-splotchy visage! Darn!

You seem to be spending a lot of time defending Dr. Drew - a scumbucket who makes his living exploiting drug addicts on TV who made a really unnecessarily dismissive comment on another show wherein he profits off of others' pain. It's kind of weird.

Mulan is the queen of all of our hearts.

Runt, a member of a species that naturally develops multiple personalities but who has no control over them and thus is basically a crazy person

Yes. I once passed a guy (maybe I smiled at him?) on the street and a couple of weeks later HE SHOWED UP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.

Of course you don't see it. YOU ARE A MAN. But us ladies must just be exaggerating.

Because they CAN. For the most part they'll get away with it - they probably won't even be publicly accused.

And of course Germany is known for its inclusive sensitivity to minorities and oppressed cultures.

Yeah, if what you're looking for is something to give you gross scabby chemical burns.

Can't lie; I kinda agree with the reviewer of The Alchemist.

Maria Hill wakes up from a power-nap, shrugs and continues with her paperwork.

You ... you think that means the laughter is somehow ... genuine?

I am shocked, shocked that someone interested in working in the fashion industry is sexist, classist dickbag.

You know, there's a big difference between a sloth and a sloth bear, in that one of them is a South American primate, and the other is a fucking BEAR.

Stan is the stoned grizzly bear. Harry is the creeper in the glasses.

SURGE WAS AWESOME AND DELICIOUS AND YOU ARE A MONSTER. A. MONSTER.

These people shouldn't be allowed to have pets OR children.

You know, I liked the first one, but I find that I am no longer interested in a journey into the mind of Frank Miller, where All Women Are Whores, but I'm somehow not supposed to mind, because sometimes they are Whores With Katanas.

WAIT NO I AM WRONG HIS CLOTHES ARE WRONG.

That is Henry V talking to his French Princess lady-friend in the last installment of The Hollow Crown.