Oh fuck THAT. I think Woody Allen is a child rapist and I refuse to watch his movies. Guess what? He's still never going to see the inside of a jail cell. Ever. Comparing it to HUAC or Stalinism or whatever is totally asisnine.

Buffalo chicken dip is cat diarrhea.

IF YOU ARE MASHING UP CHICKEN INTO A PASTE FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN FEEDING IT TO A BABY OR A TOOTHLESS PET, YOU ARE A DISGUSTING ABOMINATION.

NOT TO DIP CHIPS IN. AS AN ADD-IN TO A BLOODY MARY, MAYBE.

Where are you getting this bizarre concept that the only way to get non-pico salsa is via premade jars?

Yes.

I AM NOT A LIAR I LIKE DIPS THAT ARE ACTUALLY DIP-LIKE, NOT CUBED VEGGIES IN CILANTRO WATER. YOU BUFFOON.

Why can't I see the polls? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG I NEED TO VOTE FOR THINGS.

Trying to eat pico de gallo is an exercise in futility. 80% of the time you just end up with slightly-soggy chips with no actual vegetation. The consistency doesn't work for dip purposes, and the taste is not generally distinguishable from regular salsa.

I get what you're saying about Buffalo Chicken dip, which I had literally never heard of before this poll, but 7-layer dip has a long and storied history, and is also delicious. It's not like there are taco shells IN the dip ...

So what you're saying here is that Benedict needs to be in Doctor Who due to family tradition reasons? And that it needs to be him and Peter Capaldi running around some alien planet yelling at each other?

Wasn't there a whole episode about how PMS makes ladies kuhRAYYYYZZEEEE?

YES. Spongy Square Pizza 5-EVA.

I have never heard of anyone who is 'pro women in combat roles' and 'anti women being required to register for Selective Service'.

The best part of Heroes was when they would tie him to a chair and dump buckets of water on him.

OH GOD MY EYES

You know, a LOT of Midwesterners are of Nordic extraction, so they have their butts covered on the cultural appropriation front. No reason not to have awkward hotdish potlucks AND flaming boats of glory.

Long, long, long winters.

STAHP, JEZEBEL STAAAAAAHHHHHPPPPPP.

Oddly enough, I think Loki killing Odin would be one of the more understandable things he's done. But he probably didn't - he needs somebody to gloat at.