It is too late. Too late for you. Too late for all of us.

Good parents do not raise this kind of scum.

We should've just let the orcs and Nazgul have run of the place.

I b'lieve that's Cranford: Return to Cranford: More Cranfording.

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo ...

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT.

You are bad, and you should feel bad.

You know, I cannot figure out how or why being a "try-hard" is considered a pejorative for an entertainer who expends effort in being ... entertaining.

She's not better. She makes a living off of slut-shaming, and has done for years. And why would she want to be better? She gets ample positive reinforcement.

Pretty sure Emily Yoffe will cheer on her compatriot in appalling bullshit. She isn't any different than this shitstain.

No makeup now; no makeup ever again. This is my face, universe. Like or lump it.

I MEAN

That gif is full of lies.

He has to stop sometime, right? He can't just keep perfecting all over God's Creation forever, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd think that dad was a shitheel.

Bah. I don't think a habitual pot habit is a good look on anyone, regardless of gender.

You know what? That girls parents are shitty, shitty people. They can't even let a kid get into first grade without indoctrinating her into the cult of FOOTBALL ABOVE ALL. And let her put a picture of a guy who would post pictures of her unconscious form laughingly on the internet if she was 10 years older.

Right? The values of this town are so intrinsically fucked up, and they don't even see it. The only people I pity in Steubenville are the children being raised to believe that football is more important than an education, or any kind of basic respect for women.

But now he might have trouble getting into college. THE POOR LIL PUNKIN.

Got to make sure those little girls know what's important in life ASAP. FOOTBALL PLAYERS.