A plot that only moves forward because people act like idiots is not a good plot. The 'Woman of Evil Magic Sex Wiles' is a rather hackneyed and dated trope. On the other hand, I would really enjoy watching Sif brawl her way through the American Southwest.

OK fine I have to ask - where is that from? Also why?

SURGE WAS AWESOME AND DELICIOUS AND YOU ARE A MONSTER. A. MONSTER.

Because that's what (some portion of) Detroit actually looks like?

... "going to be"? Like pasty shirtless Robert-Smith-hair Hiddleston gifs aren't currently making up 30-45% of the content on tumblr at this very moment?

Yeah, the interview I read said that the love story was added during pick-ups, when it was too late for her to back out. Which is so lame.

I adored the LOTR films, goofy changes to the source material and all, but The Hobbit films have devolved into a straight-up hate-watch for me. So much lame CGI. So many bad action sequences. So much padding.

These people shouldn't be allowed to have pets OR children.

This only makes sense if they have decided to never have Captain Marvel on the big screen. There is no way Chloe Bennett can stand up to Downey, Evans, et al.

:looks at long line of comments from men who wish this was something life-size and f*ckable:

Waah waah people assume I'm racist just because I'm saying racist things how unREAAASONABLE waaaaaaahhh

Yeah, I feel like anyone who's paying attention can see who the actor is, and no one who's discussing the source material is being particularly coy about it. Which is fine, I don't think the story needs to hinge around the Winter Soldier's identity being a surprise to the audience. The important thing is that it's a…

You know, I liked the first one, but I find that I am no longer interested in a journey into the mind of Frank Miller, where All Women Are Whores, but I'm somehow not supposed to mind, because sometimes they are Whores With Katanas.

They're showing his face on the posters, dude. It's not a secret.

This is Why Fanfic Was Invented.

Kind of gives the lie to the whole "everyone on the Internet just wants to tear everything down" crew that comes out whenever people gripe about certain other things :coughAgentsofSHIELDcough:

OK fine I laughed but DISHONOR. DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW.

Only worthwhile EU books, in my opinion. Especially the Wraith Squadron ones.

Which is why how they treated Phoenix in the 3rd X-Men movie made me so mad - she just became a tool in the hands of Magneto.