Great news for Rich Old White Dudes! The rest of us underfolk will have the benefit of their wisdom for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Oh my god. I just realized that this movie has both Nick Fury and Dr. Selvig getting eaten by sharks. The Avengers will be most irate.

I carry a big stick, and I'm the meanest mother-f***er in the valley.

Three Little words: Deep. Blue. Sea.

Don't forget crowing about how realistic it is to have prolonged scenes of torture and child-rape! In a book that prominently features zombies, magicians and dragons!

I don't hate you! I find you perplexing-yet-fascinating, like a rare bird, or those tubeworms that survive in super-hot acidic water that kills everything else it touches.

Was that before or after he became responsible for the Crime Against Life known as Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

NGL, Rufio was one of my very first crushes. The hair! The skateboard! The sullen demeanor!

Why? Because kids who watched 'Hook' repeatedly on VHS growing up are hitting their late20s-early30s, which is when the nostalgia goggles really kick in.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give you. Also my hat is like a shark's fin.

The perfect is the enemy of the good. If we want to wait until movie execs do everything perfectly right, we'll never move forward.

Gorgeous scupture, trypophobe's nightmares made real ... tomayto, tomahto ...

You know, I think someone could stage a good destructionporn set-piece in the Port of Oakland. All those AT-AT cranes ...

They should just start building the thing out of Red Vines at this point.

Aw man, San Francisco AGAIN? We just got pummelled by Kaiju last summer!

Naw, see, having a black Johnny Storm makes it even MORE racist! Really!

But people would still complain that it's "too PC!"

Well, I guess we just disagree on the extent that changing a family from biological to adoptive changes the characters. Especially characters whose central story is them being blasted my magic space rays in order to turn them into super-heroes. We don't live in the 1960s; we don't have to be slaves to that paradigm.

Sibling almost never look like siblings in TV and movies. Never. But as long as everyone's white, no one says boo.

I think it's time for your pills, grampa.