“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Touchback prank... GONE SEXUAL!!!

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

+1 bar maid, the last time I was in Saskatoon she was just rubbing all over me.

M is for magic

I don’t like the way they cover their jugs all up with the feathers, you know, Reg?

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Is that the same Blue Pool Noodle that was expelled from Pool Noodle University for sexual assault at the pool floatie sorority house?

The NFL offseason says it supports Drumpf because he “has an old way of talking”.

All the stars. All the stars are yours.

With the second pick in the 2016 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select, Blue Pool Noodle from that video from the Internet.

agreed, it’s pretty much common knowledge at this point that the Stunner is the only real move and the rest of it is just a bunch of sweaty men in tights pretending to fight each other

well, it’s not

I always hear goobers saying “the casinos will buy up tickets and give them to patrons”. Not a chance, the Casinos don’t want you to ever leave the Casino building, which is why they build them as huge interconnected structures.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

That’s super messed up. Like big time.

Side note: what are the odds it was a decoy body?

Because he is white? Imagine if a POC did this?

I am no expert on college hoops and I think I am the only guy in America that neither loathes nor loves Duke, but that clip above is more than “borderline dirty.” He stuck out his leg and tripped the dude. Ditto the play a few weeks ago when he tripped the guy from Louisville. He’s a dirtbag. Why do we have to wait…

Blah blah blah No relegation /promotion system in MLS.

“Let’s try a black one.”