Five So Not Alive.

“He wasn’t what I’d call drunk.”

Nice one. Every time I see her face I have only one thought.

As a litigation attorney, let me just say that these are big no-nos. If you want to cite to an email, you’d sure as hell better attach the email. And if you want to cite deposition testimony, then you had better attach the entire transcript (ideally with the signature page and corrections and addenda pages).

Holy shit.

Luckily Hope Solo drew up the paperwork. All of the boxes are very large and already blacked in.

Punched his girlfriend in the face? That boy a bitch.

So, where would you rank the Super league in relation to other leagues? Below EPL, above MLS? Or where?

+1 Caucasian

he gets paid soooooooooooooo much. too bad they can’t DFA him.

Nice complimentary pieces to #MazingaFever

please let this boy’s body hold-up

If a Chelsea center back is going to make a joke about 9/11, you know damn well right he better be an American!

Manziel plans to move to Las Vegas and hopes that the Oakland Raiders will eventually join him there in 2017.

WHL, or WHA for hockey?

Huh, NBA-ABA, National and American in baseball, WHL for Hockey. I bet we never have “upstart” leagues in world soccer is because it is not such a closed circle. You could always but a minor league team and spend your way to the big time overseas.

Fuck.

Scratch another name off the list

It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.