Really, though, how hard is it to be a valedictorian in Georgia?

Bed bugs have ruined garbage picking for everyone... sigh.

The blessings of normative heterosexuality? What a fucking douche. Make your babies somewhere else...

"You know this isn't replacing Girls on HBO's schedule, right?"

They should legalize cocaine just to get people off that shit

Xbox won, we lost.

The only reason this is here is that it was a pretty white girl charged with this crime. If Kate had been black 18yo male... I'm thinking Gawker readers would not have heard of her. I don't have much sympathy for her, but I do have some curiosity about how strong a case the state has. I think cases like this are…

If he is the messiah, will he usher in the Cute-pocalypse? Instead of the Four Horsemen we would get the Four Little Ponies. Instead of Conquest War Famine and Death, we would get Snuggles, Love, Freckles and Hugs.

This is appalling. Where are these young ladies supposed to do their blow?

God, that was awful.

Thank god for them, because otherwise I would NEVER get laid...

Yeah, it's hard to argue with that.

There are a lot of people in the world who have serious troubles being comfortable in their own skin, let alone being inside the skin of another. Some of those people deserve love, too. That said, I tend to agree with you, that a relationship where both parties aren't taking joy in each other is probably not a…

It does seem like a harsh think to say, but like you said, BananaStandby, he's committed to her enough to put his face in something he finds repulsive. Some might call such a person a keeper!

Jeez-Louise, Ms. West,

No one loves cats more than I, even grumpy ones, but I agree with this mustachioed alcoholic. If you're going to choose to be born to a woman in New Zealand, you have to be held responsible for your actions: keep pets that are island appropriate. Somebody told me that they have adorable little crickets down there. …

Just when I thought that hole in my heart was full of kitten and cat videos, it turns out there's still room in there.

You know, if you really want to talk about white-washing or forgetting history, go to the former Confederacy and see how they worship the men that fought to keep Africans in slavery. Streets are named after them, their graves are venerated and offerings are placed at the foot of their memorials. IT'S FUCKING…

I totally agree with you regarding the use of the bombs. They were wholly justified in light of the actions by the Imperial Army running up to their use. Even after the second bomb dropped and the Emperor had decided to surrender, there were officers who tried to stage a coup and seize the Emperor's person and the…

Rape is sex like stupidity is Polish.