Gosh, wouldn’t it be a shame, a real shame, if something like a fire were to happen to 1st Quality Auto Mall (located at 471 West Avenue, Tallmadge, Ohio)?

I was in until I saw the Mileage, CP

Torq Thrust 2s: The boomer’s territorial marking.

VIN: DIESEL

better now?

Silver lining, David, he can tell cool stories to kids:

The Pontiac I respect is the Vibe. 1st gen was decently fun, and 2nd gen didnt look too bad even though it was a step backwards.

Definitely the worst. My wife and I make fun of them every time they come on. “You have a perfect driving record, and then you T-bone one school bus full of puppies and nuns while high on PCP and your insurance company raises your rates. How unfair is that?”

Speaking of insurance commercials, we really need parodies of the eye-rolling Liberty Mutual ads. You know, the ones where people have no concept of depreciation, or think that torque ratios are a real thing, or have no idea how insurance actually works.

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

I get it, they’ve become common to the point of being boring, and with very few exceptions there is nothing special about them. Your previous Meh Cars were meh cars because they were unloved and forgotten. You can’t say that about tri-fives. They may not be significant to the youths like they were to previous…

Good fucking god, these so-called autopilot systems sound so aggressively unpleasant, even if you don’t use it like an idiot. They make it so you’re not exactly driving the car in the traditional sense, yet you’re also not free to relax and let your mind wander. You have to remain constantly alert and at attention.…

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

Or because a tiny car based pickup is functionally worthless with tons of better options. But you can fixate on other people’s genitals if that helps you.

Real talk: these are my favorite series of posts on this site. Well done Jason. Keep it up

That was probably the greatest price of automotive journalism I’ve ever read!! Wow keep it coming I laughed my ass off!!

Go f—- yourself.

These ideas seem as good as any after the very real Star Wars Rogue One Edition Nissan Rogue.