And the Jussie Smollet honorary gold medal goes to...
And the Jussie Smollet honorary gold medal goes to...
Don’t be mean! It needs them to cut down trees so it can build a dam!
Yeah, I keep trying to remind myself that this team was supposed to be 2-3 years away and just arrived early. But then I’m also a life-long Twins fan, so I know better than to be optimistic about anything...
Diggs: sidelined, let down, unbelievable.
“but it was in no way equivalent to an act of actual war.”
Each can should have 239 beans in it, one more than that would be ‘too farty’ hehehehe.
Wait until these people find out where Sponge Bob is from....
And that retirement’s name? Albert Einstein.
Why, do the boxes taste better?
Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.
I assumed car manufacturers are resisting because they don’t want the liability when the alarm fails.
You’ve never heard of pursuing your MRS degree?
Yeah, the sense of angry entitlement in my replies is off the charts. If getting that drink right now is that important to you, maybe the problem is your relationship with alcohol, not that you aren’t being served enough of it.
Why the fuck would the customer of legal age care about the legal ramifications of an error to the bartender?
You’re not following.
Here’s a voucher, pick up some capital letters at the desk.
But it really isn’t though, is it. Not in point of fact. Somewhere behind every food choice is pure science. I KNOW my buddy is making awful choices, and I tell him that he is, because I give a shit. HE knows he is too, but he’s happy to depend on other science to save him when eventually his terrible choices catch up…
I don’t get this attitude of don’t take the kid out until they leave the table clean. I supervise my kids so they are not majorly disruptive to other customers - this is the criteria where you should not take the kids out (except maybe to a pizza place or fast food). Beyond this, if they make a mess I clean up the big…