“the Flying Fleet’s Baylee Browning”, I now know what I’ll name my circus, suck it Ringling Bros. 

Good stuff, I always thought those things were there for upgrade options like back up cameras or small caliber Bond like weapons.

Yeah, he cleared it up and he was talking about pax. Your complaint btw is the main reason I now fly boxes - they don’t do dumb shit and they’re always courteous to one another.

Tim, you’re spot on, this proposal is a fucktard leading a fuck parade of dumbass fucking fucks - George Carlin (paraphrasing)

I took a C-130 to Oshkosh several years ago and after many years of riding the pony at LAX, Hartsfield, Honolulu, De Gaulle, Heathrow, Baghdad when it still had it’s fastball and many other garden spots, Oshkosh almost snatched my soul. Sweet Baby Jesus you aint kidding with the busiest airport line. I can’t be sure…

Flying can at times be hard, I’ve been a pilot in the military and commercially for over 20 years. Flying can be hard but on a sunny Socal day with light winds and unlimited visibility landing in the right place is not hard if you’ve got your shit in one bag.

Thanks, I assumed you were referring to passengers but wanted to check.

I’ve been hoping the last few days the Celtics don’t do something stupid with all the pieces they can play but at the same time wondering if they’re afraid to pull the huge trigger they have. Ainge and Stevens have earned some trust and leeway but it’s fixin’ to be time to start producing - yes I’m a spoiled Boston…

I’m a pilot, I’m here to help. Taking off to the south in El Paso and landing from the north in Houston can only be explained by the earth’s rotation or you flew all the way around the world. Did the flight last 2 hours or 42 hours?

Curious what you mean by “amateurs”, are you referring to passengers or crew? I only ask because I used to fly for SW and still have many friends who do, none of whom are amateurs.

At least the olympics won’t impact the traffic in LA at all.

By the 2024 Olympics in LA the miniature fisted shit gibbon will have made himself president for life, LA will be an island and we’ll probably be pulling Snake Plissken out of retirement. So we got that going for us.

I fly large airplanes for the military and often when we’re flying across Europe we’ll get a call from local ATC passing on a request from that county’s air force to do a practice intercept on us (NATO only please).

I found the proof, read up Sheeple:

I’m sure it’s already been said but this is a perfect microcosm of Trump’s presidency.