Christ.

Is everyone fucking around and pretending to NOT understand that was satire?

You know who will?

Ironically, I count sheeple rather than sheep to fall asleep. Because I’m so dark and edgy, and stuff.

And this strikes me as someone who doesn’t get satire or understand that Leto never actually did any of this.

Calm down Stephanie, i didn’t say that.

What tipped you off?

Poe’s Law going hard today.

You forgot to call us all ‘sheeple’.

You neglected to mention how he secretly installed Windows Vista into everyones computer. Method as fuck

You should read the article, since its a joke

When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.

I’m sorry, I can’t accept that he is truly committed to the character if he’s still alive when the film is released.

You’re straight up dumb.