Miss America? That still exists? Who are Ciara, Gabby Douglas and Sara Foster? I’m not even joking. WTF? Turn the TV off and read a fucking book.

But I thought the Jets signing Revis away from the Pats was the equivalent of 6 or 11 Super Bowls? Did I read that one headline wrong?

“What do you plan on doing about this change?”

Right after I hit “publish” on that thing I thought to myself “do they even make Zima anymore???” I be old.

A friend in college once told me how to identify a soccer player at a party thusly - “He’ll be the squirrelly as fuck guy drinking a Zima and hitting on your girlfriend”

Why do teams other than the Patriots even bother?

If you’re interested in these types of things I recommend the book “Shadow Divers” by Robert Kurson which is about a couple of American divers who discover a U boat off the coast of New Jersey - it’s fascinating.

Patrick you do good work. Your point on Pulisic is on the money with regard to US soccer and what it needs to do, athleticism only goes so far, we need the technical and he rocks it.

Nice, thanks, didn’t know that.

Yeah it’s a fun start, our team’s unofficial nickname should be “Group of Death”. At least the first game against Mexico is at home (Columbus or Seattle?). Bottom line if you don’t advance from the Hex in this region you need to punch yourself in the face.