They’re both so badass.

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry or mail them info packets on birth control.

So did it work out with her? You can’t leave me hanging!

I can’t believe the gay marriage decision was so recent. And now there’s legitimate concern it might be repealed. It’s already something that feels like it’s been around forever. Ugh here come the tears.

For christ’s sakes they didn’t even televise one for a million dollar pay out and then split as soon as the checks were cashed. Don’t they know how this works?!

Well aren’t you fancy!

Our McDonalds wasn’t convenient to walk to from school. You’d have to walk along a pretty busy highway.

I live walking distance from 3 but our wawas are pretty nice. They’d definitely not be cool with casual drug transactions.

Classic and totally unsurprising. The manager at ours was always so high he wouldn’t even notice.

Calling someone the N word isn’t disorderly conduct though. It should be but it’s not

That sounds like something I need to do and then Wawa for either a hoagie or a mac and cheese/chicken finger bowl. I’m not even high right now. I just had a salad for dinner :(

Ugh orange slurpies in my mouth.

My last good nerve doesn’t involve racial slurs.

Much more effective than any of the diet tea cleanses.

Much more effective than any of the diet tea cleanses.

How dare he besmirch the name of Dairy Queen! Temple of teen hooliganisms and meeting spots for My Weed Guys (TM) everywhere!

I fucking like this guy.

They probably have to take reasonable measures to prevent people from hurting themselves which means blocking it off at night. Kinda like how you have to fence your pool in in case your neighbor’s kid drowns in it. He shouldn’t be in your pool in the first place but you also have to attempt to mitigate the harm. I,…

It’s just so that when you click the notification you know what comment the notification is tied to. Right now your comment to me has the red line as well. If I were to refresh and scroll back to this conversation without clicking the notification it wouldn’t be there. When you click the notification for this comment,…

OMG what that’s so weird! Shower people! Even you rich ones!

Nailed it.