I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

As a Californian I apologize that we elected her a billion times.

He is like TAB

Has there been any insight into why she does so well with African American voters given her spotty history regarding their interests? It seems so bizarre to the point of being baffling.

I hoped to present a more fully-rounded portrait of Mr. Holtzclaw than had appeared in the press. I hoped to explore the question of what had happened to this once-promising young man.

So instead of an aw-shucks guy who loved shitty pizza and beer, he was actually just another big-time big-shot big-college douchebag football player with an overweening sense of entitlement. Color me shocked.

Many possibilities: Manning skips the class and has a friend sign him in (some professors pass around sign-in sheets, which is of course ridiculous), or he signed somebody else’s name, or he just skipped class altogether and tried to alter the professor’s grade-book.

I'd argue that's more the institution committing academic fraud, not just Peyton specifically.

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Wait, once every three months? Nope.

Contempt of court for protecting the privacy of his users? You’ve got some strange definitions there. I’m not an Apple user, but I applaud their stance on this. The government will continue to overreach as long as we let it.

Throw Tim Cook in jail until they do for contempt of court and see how fast they unlock the phone.

Troll harder

Urgency? It’s been two and a half months already. The suspects are dead. What urgency?

The fact that the DOJ is pushing so hard on this shows their level of desperation to pass it through before the general public understands exactly what it is that they want. I’ve seen numerous people act like Apple just has a wire they plug in and bam the phone is unlocked- only to then wonder why Apple hates America.…

Bet Kim is feeling pretty happy about whatever iron clad pre-nup Kris forced her into.

Maybe he should ask the woman he “made” Taylor Swift for some financial help. She seems to be doing really well!