Honestly, thats all anyone needs to know. If this were a suit and tie/skirt suit and blouse kind of show, I’d think, “That’s a weird outfit.” But if this is what she wears all the time then why the fuck single her out??

Shortal hosts a hipster version of the news, though. It's not the normal local news program, it's supposed to be a younger, untraditional show. She dresses like this for every episode.

CJ has always been a nasty bitch and her “column” is usually just mean garbage. She’s tried to take down Jana before too (who is one of Minneapolis’ best reporters).

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

Is it your dream to produce a technology that puts people’s lives at risk? If so you are a piece of shit.

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

So if she’s disliked simply because she’s a woman, then how can you have any honest discussion about the numerous reasons she shouldn’t be President? At the end of the day, you can dismiss all arguments as “Well of course they’d say that, she’s a woman”. It can’t possibly be because of her handling of this email…

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

He is like TAB

Has there been any insight into why she does so well with African American voters given her spotty history regarding their interests? It seems so bizarre to the point of being baffling.

I hoped to present a more fully-rounded portrait of Mr. Holtzclaw than had appeared in the press. I hoped to explore the question of what had happened to this once-promising young man.

So instead of an aw-shucks guy who loved shitty pizza and beer, he was actually just another big-time big-shot big-college douchebag football player with an overweening sense of entitlement. Color me shocked.

Many possibilities: Manning skips the class and has a friend sign him in (some professors pass around sign-in sheets, which is of course ridiculous), or he signed somebody else’s name, or he just skipped class altogether and tried to alter the professor’s grade-book.

I'd argue that's more the institution committing academic fraud, not just Peyton specifically.

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Wait, once every three months? Nope.

Bet Kim is feeling pretty happy about whatever iron clad pre-nup Kris forced her into.

Maybe he should ask the woman he “made” Taylor Swift for some financial help. She seems to be doing really well!