Pickup trucks. I always seem to run into two types of pickup drivers in my area. The first is someone who works in a trade who is constantly driving around the neighborhood while on their phone. They’re generally going 10 below the speed limit and stopping randomly in the middle of the street because their mind is…

Anyone who owns an Audi has killed, or has tried to kill. Audi owners have the souls of murderers and dumb predatory beasts.

But how will people know I’m a good Christian w/ a large penis if I don’t put a gun decal on my truck that implies I feel uniquely empowered to shoot others to death w/o real-life consequences?