Good satire is good. Doonesbury isn’t.

Dear SACSCOC,

Please review the attached 73 page letter. We will pass jurisdiction over you and recommend you remove the accreditation of the University of North Carolina as there is a lack of institutional control over their degree programs.

Sincerely,

The NCAA

You are aware that “risk of death” is the definition of “deadly”, right?

Unfortunately, so long as there are socially awkward people in the world that don’t know how to connect with others without needing a piece of media to spark an interest, we’ll continue to suffer.

The flu is only mildly deadly. Ebola or Stage IV lung cancer on the other hand, quite deadly.

You’re not clever.

Mild and appalling are not antonyms. Also, I don’t get how you read this and think he isn’t calling it sexist.