Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

They’re now 2-4601

“At least we’re not Det—oh...”

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

So basically the rumors that I’m starting that Skipper is secretly a Furry and only got into the sports media world to get closer to professional mascots, which are, as any Furry could tell you, the Holy Grail of Furry Fucks, are true.

I’m still rooting for Giant Meteor.

You can’t live three years?

“Nah, they were just really fucking stupid.”

So many narcissists in this story. Only Donald Trump could make me root for LaVar Ball.

Look, Trump vs. Ball would’ve made for a fine Celebrity Deathmatch episode, but it’s a bit less entertaining as a verbal feud involving the president.

Chris Cuomo is just the fucking worst

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

Ever been to Ross? Women clamouring for discounted dresses and shoes, running all over the place. Knocking into you as you’re being dragged around. I have seen a legit fist fight between two girls there and then the two boyfriends fought. It was awesome.

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

I still want him and Rob Gronkowski to have like, a talk show or something after they’re done with the NFL. Like them just hanging out with people and being doofuses.

They should have surge pricing like Uber. Only with the extra amount actually going to the delivery people. Want Chinese during a snowstorm? Fine, that’ll be 10X pricing please.

That wouldn’t do shit. Surge pricing might work, though.

I agree. Here in MN, if you never ordered when it was terrible out, you’d never order. It’s pretty safe to assume your delivery guy is prepared, and if he’s not, well, that’s on him. The only rule is to tip generously. If you’re in a place like MD, though, that thinks it’s the apocalypse when it snows 2", just don’t.…

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.