Damn, missed by 12 hours;

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Or Rendon and Soto?

Never heard of Scherzer or Strasburg? 🤷‍♂️

They *probably* aren’t going to get swept.

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

“The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

He shud purshas a dikshonary first

But I bet he’s a true patriot who defends the Constitution. (If only he had any idea what it says.)

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

You can always count on Republicans to make the case for gun control.  Good job Rob Drake.

Hey man, drunk Joe Namath still asked for consent.

The gumbotron? Is this a Pats fan from New Orleans?

Finally someone has a good reason for Buick to still exist.

What a fucking dirtbag. I hope he gets hit in the nuts with a Buick.

What the hell do you expect at Clandestine College—cameras just out in the open?