You should try following European soccer.  It's really fun!

Bonus points for playing the “committed father “card too!  ‘Cause that’s relevant somehow?

Want to feel even better? Let’s remember some teams who have appeared in a WS more recently than the Yankees:

Detroit
Texas (2x)
Kansas City (2x)
Cleveland
SF (3x)
Mets (hahaha)

Well said! It’s easy to argue that paying collegiate athletes would be a pure example of capitalism working as it should.

Maybe Dedes is a student of the Clark "Bangbus" Kellogg school of announcing. 

Haha. I told my dad (a broken-spirited Pirates fan) that this had actually happened and he believed me for a second. 

Disappointed to see that Vernon Davis isn’t a part of this!

The best part is that he brags about doing something heinous in the same sentence that he mentions church.  With no irony.

538 did a pretty interesting piece that showed actual stoppage time given is about half of what it should be.  So these guys pretty much know they're going to get away with this nonsense.

Jesus. He looks like Snape as Neville’s boggart.

This is the Trojan boner of the week from Major League 2!

Hahaha Baylor lost to something called Liberty (despite being favored by 33).

“Nice pitch!”

Always thought Prison Mike & the Dementors would be a decent band name.

If he played for anyone else, you’d all love him.

Rivers McCown kinda sounds like a guy who’d start 1 game at QB for the Browns, going 2 for 9 before succumbing to a season-ending butt injury.