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Ichiro's All-Star Pep Talks
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I’m sad for CC because, as a fellow Plump American, he’s always been one of my people.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

Carson Wentz looks like if Sid from Toy Story grew up to be an assistant branch manager at Wells Fargo

A lot of people in the 24-48 hours after the story first broke were confidently declaring that Morey was toast and would surely get fired shortly. It would have been really easy for Silver to buckle under to the explicit demands of the Chinese government. But it seems as soon as he didn’t, the internet outrage mob

I don’t know, risking a billion and a half dollars to prove you’re not China’s stooge kind of shows that you are not China’s stooge. Anyway, it would be nice if the President of the United States showed an ounce of concern for Americans being threatened with getting fired because a foreign government took issue with a

That's filthy.

I wish sports betting was legal in my state. I’d be more inclined to give current state Jim Kelly QB’ing the Bills a chance to put up 17 points than I would the Josh Allen led Bills. I’d be piling some cash into “Dolphins cover”.

You switched the play sheets!

Bring back the road baby blues.  Especially for teams like the Phillies who don’t otherwise have blue as one of their colors.

RDU-90!!!

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

If only US Soccer were this bashful.

I...certainly hope actual World Cup qualifiers involving North Korea aren’t using North Korean refs. Assuming they flew in and out on the same plane as the FIFA officials.

Given the absence of video footage and reports from journalists and fan accounts from inside, the soccer world will have to take their word on it.”

Even with the type of play the South Koreans described, each side only received two yellow cards each. Can you imagine having to referee in that environment? Send off a North Korean player and you could end up in a forced-labor camp for the rest of your life. 

Just to be that guy - Impossible burgers are not marketed or even discussed as a health food. Any assumptions of health are from the ignorant who just assume anything vegetarian is healthier. Its purpose is a lower carbon footprint compared to beef production, and mainly intended for omnivores who want less meat in

They should have had you review the new Kevin Smith movie.

OH MY GOD, it’s playing from inside the house!

Even reading about it was too tedious.