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I know you are long since numb to it, and I know every day is worse than the last, but I’d like you to remember just

Time to sync

All you need are fat and air. :) Seriously. You can separate the whites from the yolks and whisk them separately, and fold the whites back into the eggs for super puffy fluffy eggs.

To hell with plastic/rubber press down lids!

To hell with plastic/rubber press down lids!

I remember pumping quarter after quarter into these things as a kid, it was usually horrible. A movie theater would have been far superior.

Typical Gawker comments:

We just have to “turn on the water.” How stupid we’ve all been :/

The Wall he’ll build will block a lot of sunlight.....

he’ll build the most beautiful umbrella with incredible features like cooling wind, you’ll love. it’ll be gorgeous just gorgeous. and he’ll get iceland to pay for it

I hear he’s going to have the best people, and although the fix is expensive, he’ll make global warming foot the bill. He’s so impressive.