His dad really started to slack on coaching a while back.

You find it funny that back in 2009 I poured my life savings into Classmates.com at $78 a share? Are you laughing at me? Am I a clown?

Vikings should sign that concrete post. It’s shown it can stop guys in Eagles jerseys

Money lenders ripping off vulnerable poor people drove Jesus to violence.

Maybe I’m being overly cynical here, but do you think there is a single benevolent person worth a billion (or so) dollars on the entire planet?  

Sean McDermott always knew that a white quarterback would get the Bills to the playoffs.

“As Pro Football Talk noted, the Jaguars have in the past removed the tarps for previous regular-season games, but in the postseason.”

That’s exactly what I’m saying.

Counterpoint: It’s none of our fucking business and if the NFL and/or the Steelers are perpetuating a feel good story, our choice is not to buy it. We also have the choice to stop watching.

I can’t believe the NFL has you watching from the couch when Colin Kaepernick has super bowl experience and is waiting for a call. Blackballed.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

I don’t believe in much any more, but if Kurt Warner gets dragged into this, I’m burning the motherfucker down

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

I don’t get the hand wringing on this thing anymore. It’s actually a very clear rule and has been enforced perfectly consistently for years now. Every team has had it go against them on a big play at least once. You have to have control of the ball all the way to the ground. They put the rule in there exactly so there…

That ad really pisses me off. Don’t pretend you don’t know what a computer is, you little fucker!

He gets to do that fun thing many a paleface does in 2017, which is feign outrage on behalf of non-whites who actually don’t give a shit. So give the white devil his due here, he’s a hero.

Nemesis, from RE3: “STAAAAAARRSS!”

Maybe, and I know I’m going out on a limb here, but maybe he shouldn’t be DM’ing women with whom he is not married. I know, in 2017 faithfulness is so taboo. He created this mess. These are the consequences.

Have you considered taking the post at face value when it says that it’s a punt?

Shh...you’re off script.