Patton Oswalt on Twitter has pointed out the weird pattern that seems to happen with a decent amount ( I wouldn’t say majority but a good amount) of right wing guys are failed comedians. There are more than just a handful of people who seem to be failed entertainers who somehow end up in politics. Huckabee for sure…

This is my job function. My actual job function is producing these kinds (not this one) of “humor” videos for internal events. You can offer something better, and can plead for something better...but in the end you are going to be hitting the reload button on jokes that weren’t that good from 2 years ago and the…

They punch down, and then get all “OH, so it’s okay when a [insert minority group here] says it?!” when people respond with exhausted sighs instead of belly-laughter.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

To be fair, he usually just hangs around The My Little Pony section at Wal-Mart...

Moore mistakenly started riding because he heard he could mount a young filly.

To be fair, he usually just hangs around the Ponies

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

And your 2017 New York Yankees Employee of the Year is........Derek Jeter!!!

+1 “acrobatic” throw from “deep” in the pocket

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

Is he at least sending a nice gift basket in his absence?

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

He’s an idiot and here’s exactly why:

Too bad he can’t reach the one on the far right.

Obviously, this is to star his own posts from a second account.

If Kyrie has something to say, I think he needs to say it flat out.