lol @ the expectation of ESPN to have that kind of spine

Hey Trump! Stick to politics.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

H/T the King Adrock in Body Movin’ for the inspiration.

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…

The Cavs should go back to the Celtics and ask for Rozier instead of Thomas. Danny Ainge would shit his skeleton out.

I would take a broken Thomas just to get the Nets pick

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

And that is why Kyrie wants to be traded. He doesn’t want to be marooned in Cleveland after LeBron bails out.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

So fucking sick of this team giving their opponent a big lead and then suddenly taking it back.

But if they had Paul George.....

I’m puzzled by the behavior of someone who clicks on an article titled “The Cavaliers can’t win Game 5. Or can they? (No) (But maybe)” and then takes to the comments to complain that the article does not make a decisive prediction about what will happen in Game 5.

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

Spoiler Alert: Tristan Thompson was a ghost the whole time.

There are worse problems in the world, obvs, but it must be a terrible feeling to be THAT GOOD, and to work THAT HARD, and to do it THAT PUBLICLY, and to still essentially fail miserably (not his individual performance, but the fact that they’re down 3-0).