I hear tell that Kim Jong Un hit 2.000 for the Pyongyang Chubby Lil Bastards while playing 1-on-9 baseball when he was a youth.

I used to play third base, but I never quite mastered the slowing-down-time thing.

My layups look a lot like that at regular speed.

2 things:

Those elite who use what’s usually an adjective as both subject and noun in the same sentence deserve an elite prize from Elite - wherever it is

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

a bunch of aluminum cans stacked into a pyramid (Kelly Olynyk)

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

Ray Lewis, Leonard Little, and Adrian Peterson thank the NFL for drawing this line in the sand

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?

What a self-absorbed guy, thinking he should have everything. It’s like he’s repeatedly heard people say, “It’s all Cravy.” Next thing you know, he’ll be demanding his own train.

#Heyhey? #HolyCow? #WhatCurse?