Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

There are two ways this can shake out.

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…

There’s a good chance he steps back into the QB job

It takes like ~10mL of methanol to blind you, which is way more than could leech into/out of a plastic bottle, but yeah, still not a great idea. The good news is that the first aid medical treatment for methanol poisoning is to consume as much ethanol as you can to try to dilute it to the point where the liver can…

That reminds me, I need to get a flu shot.

All things considered, the event looks like it was a huge success. Nothing is better for career development than not working for the Browns.

The Browns did share five follow-up emails that they received from people who attended the event, in which they thanked the organizers and expressed interest in staying in touch regarding possible job opportunities.

Haslam’s job openings, ranked by pay

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

Well she is the 1%, so...

It’s fine, the Browns have no attack whatsoever.

Has a New Yorker ever shared their opinion on the difference between bagels in NY and bagels in other cities? I’d be very interested to hear what they think!

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