It is really too bad that Cleveland cannot just release that dogshit franchise.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

The voters have chosen exactly what each slickly packaged general-election Republican candidate has winked and dog-whistled and hinted he secretly was in my whole entire goddamn lifetime. They’ve chosen what apparatchiks like William Kristol have spent the past 25 years pretending Ronald Reagan wasn’t.

GOP also hates Trump for pointing out that a shitload of their regular supporters don’t believe in those principles, either. And you can add tax cuts to the 1% and government-guaranteed health care to that list. Uh oh.

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

Stop buying games at launch.

What man’s noble spirit is not embiggened by these words?

“Censorship” is when the government tells you what you can and can’t say. That’s bad. “Business” is when your employer orders you to stop embarrassing them by making misogynistic comments that drive away listeners and advertisers. That’s good. Fact is, if you’re a host of a radio show and you are continuously and…

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

Why does a landlocked city have a tall ship on its seal?

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will…

I kind of want to see a Cheech-and-Chong-style buddy comedy with him and Bill Walton.

...LeBron. Heard of him?

Looks like the Leafs have decided that Phaneuf’s Phaneuf!

I’ll show myself out.

This much is sure: it looks a lot worse in slow motion than it does at regular speed.

I wonder if he could hear Jay Leno making jokes on the other side of the curtain when he decided to walk off.

Yesterday, ESPN reported that the Cavs held a players-only meeting immediately after Blatt was fired, which was described as an “airing of grievances.”

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

He’s been solid in the building over the last couple of weeks . . .

Zero Deadspin, one Jezebel, and one Gawker.