Maybe the combined Arsenal/West Ham tattoo was meant to keep his asshole company.

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

Any time Kobe pulls a 2-7, he goes all in and jacks another 7 or 8 shots the next quarter, too.

I don’t often attend MLS games but when I do, my team gets fucking waxed.

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

They have to rest LeBron more or it’s over on Tuesday. We have five straight games of evidence that doing everything on both ends exhausts him to the point of severely affecting his play around midway through the fourth.

There are a lot of potential difference makers sitting on the bench in this series, like Marion and Miller for the Cavs and Kendrick Perkins for the Warriors.

Yeah, but if she just asked him to “talk about being a pussy-ass bitch” they’d let her into the press conferences.

I’m expecting him to explicitly declare that this was his “secret motivation”.

Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

Thing is, if you’re going to “let them play,” you’ve gotta let them play at both ends. Last night, the refs didn’t. Stopping play on a nearly identical foul to Curry that you let continue at the other end isn’t “letting them play.” It’s just bad refereeing.

Last night was a big reason why I hate the “In the last few minutes, the Refs should let the players decide things” concept that is so prevalent in sports. If the Refs don’t call the actual rules of the game they’re having a huge impact on the actual game.

I’ll trade that for the Mozgov “travel” instead of an and-1.

Good Lord. I can’t stand when guys say “if it weren’t for Ray Allen, Lebron.....”. Why is that even a point? Lebron needs to score 100% of his teams points and receive no contributions from any other players in order for his rings to be valid. It seems that Kobe, Bird, Magic and MJ played 1 on 5 to some people. Good…

It's a dumb discussion. Abstain from it. You'll be happier and live longer.

75% of all calls on sportstalk radio in Philadelphia consists of people claiming they want hard working guy, who makes the most of his talent, keeps his mouth shut, gets back on defense and always gives a true effort.

The only strike against him:

Yeezus christ, “going small” was not the reason the Warriors won tonight, it was because Kyrie got hurt again. I know you have a bigger boner for the Warriors than Josh Duggar has for hist little sisters, but come on man. Also I’m not sure the entire west coast could’ve handled the earthquake that would have happened…