The reporter goes pretty easy on Gronk when it comes to interview questions, but luckily, he’s gotten lots of experience in the past year on how to handle soft balls.

And here I would’ve thought the goalkeeper’s instinct would’ve been to stop the ball rocketing towards him.

The 76ers: Selling their fans a horse by taking them to a shit stained barn and telling them “With all that shit, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.”

Honestly, I feel like Rylghiostiz Krygzyrgyshysvylgis will have a bigger impact. Banking all of your hopes on Zbndnvditz is career suicide.

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It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

Sounds eerily like the story behind “The Shot” against the Cavs:

Jesus, “the skill is leaving”? He's the best player alive

Must have been nice to get away with a free foul that wasn’t called that didn’t send LBJ to the free throw line where all he had to do was make 1 of the 2.

This is why you should never, ever square with potential employers about mental health/seizure issues. There’s an even worse stigma attached than with sporadic employment history.

So the rapist went #1 but no one will touch this guy with a ten foot pole because he gets sad and/or anxious sometimes?

I think the next paragraph is even better...

Well someone had to add a spark to your timeline

*Browns Trade up for the Number 2 pick*
*Tampa Bay Selects Marcus Mariota*
*Browns kill themselves*
*Winston and Manziel make epic buddy cop movie*

I’m watching a bunch of nerds on ESPN role-play their way through this exact situation right now. They literally have Trey Wingo manning a phone with no one on the other end tossing hypothetical trades for this pick while the other nerds play like they’re the GM, coaches, or scouts. It’s a trainwreck.

This joke doesn’t work because it’s the Titans that are offering number 2. The devil is in the details.

STFU, Iggy A.