i'm having a hard time understanding what i'm seeing here, why aren't these policemen killing anyone?

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

What's even sadder is that he'll earn more in a year or two of bashing his brains out than he will in a lifetime of teaching math to kids.

Remember when Ronnie James Dio stole Neil Young's hat?

To me, the last model looks blue with black hair.

I found myself spinning a towel above my head with forearm over mouth at the 3:00 mark when the white one shows up out of nowhere.

That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

It's on the PL to rid Spurs of the moniker; imagine a team from an American city using something like "Redskins" to refer to themselves?!

They just have to beg their fans to be fans.

John Terry: *CTRL+F* "Players."

The Lakers are 15-41.

WTH?

Pat Riley Just got away with Getting Goran Dragic for the equivalent of a 1983 Chevrolet Chevette and power rangers on laser disc

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

"Yeah, but was it free?"

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

You're welcome. You're getting me a bunch of stars from pointing out how stupid you looked, so thank you.

"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"