When the cops are trying to arrest you, if you fight back, things go wrong.

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already"

Look at this hypocrite.

The only part of your statement that isn't based on one regular season game is that the Cavs have the best player on the planet.

that's actually Charlie Frye

He's got a Frye jersey on and his team just lost to the Jaguars. This is the correct response to that situation.

You know what is nice? Having soccer on a real network that allows video clips online. Because if a Premier League game isn't shown in the US, it is frigging impossible to find a ESPN-style video summary of the match online, or even random video clips like in this post. Not terribly conducive to spreading the…

With journalists literally acting as shills for a marketing campaign, and marketers successfully identifying a useless product with baseball fans' happy memories of a great player's long career, I'm the cynical one here?

I'm honestly curious: What compels you to defend a giant marketing corporation that sells a useless product, or claim that you don't get why a shortstop who can't move and is hitting .252/.301/.305 would be called one of the worst players in baseball?

Hey, Derek Jeter's a really humble and nice guy. He informed his security guards to only punch me in the stomach and not the face when I asked for an autograph a few seasons ago. Great man. He'll be missed.

I run a process to catch the trolls. It's unfortunate that people waste their time doing this, but on the positive side: I get trolls to waste their time doing this.

Everything in this comment was superfluous except the last 6 words.

Still on sale, ladies:

Ravens PR guy: "I liked Ray Rice a lot then. I like Ray Rice a lot today"

An example of impeccable flow. Kanye can't do what Yelawolf does here. Overall, he's better of course, but you can't forget flow. Some rappers only have flow.

I made the executive decision to let Drew do whatever he wanted here, and I stand by that, but in retrospect Drake's rankings here are a little nuts.

Eminem's versatility is lower than almost everyone? You realize that "Rap God" was him doing basically every rap style in one song and doing them as well or better than most people who specialize?

Nas being rated lower than Drake and Lil' Wayne is a goddamned travesty.

The NFL went on to identify three mitigating factors:

For what it's worth, Gordon reportedly passed 70 tests in the past year, and his positive was the result of what basically amounts to a technicality.