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That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

When I play in co-ed softball games, I always try to hit it to the girl! 

The good news is pretty soon it’ll only take one plane crash to restore parity to the NBA.

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Well, fuck! Warriors lose and RIP George Michael: