I will take this opportunity to share the delightful Caitlin Doughty of Ask a Mortician. 

>We always arrived about midway through, then remained until halfwaythrough the next showing when we were fully caught up with the story; followed by “Okay, this is where we came in,” and we’d leave before everyone else.

This is amazing. I mean, I would have died in frustration, but what a novel way to manage his…

Presumably there are not many books available at distant antarctic outposts and Savitsky is a lover of literature.

True.* Either way, REQUIRED.

I think the filter is more like “How can I be offended or outraged by this?”

“What made you a humorless pill”

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

Stop looking at everything through the lens of “should I be offended or outraged by this?” and I promise life is more enjoyable!

Melania will be there with a new jacket. It’ll probably say something like “Fuck U Libs and Immigrants.”

But now he’ll be able to visit the troops on the “Front Lines”. That will be on Sunday.

Everything is just awful. :(

Yeah, I want to low-key call bullshit on the headline, because that wasn’t what happened. “Black Navy Sailor Shot and Killed By Man Attempting to Steal Car” would be accurate, and is still tragic, even though Attempted Thief doesn’t appear to have been acting out of racism, which is what I assumed had happened when I…

I wish Verducci asked him about growing up a Red Sox fan last night rather than the questions about Sale and Price. The dude grew up a Red Sox fan, and hit a deciding home run to clinch the World Series. 8 year-old Steve Pearce is smiling in Chavez Ravine just as he did in his back yard.

1. Giants

This is the order by which I root for baseball teams (some may seem random, but there’s rational behind it):

My corgi, Mims. I don’t post her on Fur Face Friday very often. Most of her pics are from hiking and look pretty much the same. She’s a sweet old girl.

“This is not the science that has brought us technological innovations, got humans to the moon, develops treatments for diseases, or otherwise improves our lives.”

Pictured: Bartolo Colon dressed for Halloween.

It’s because of all the players kneeling.

For the kid with acne?