That is perhaps the WORST film technique that I have ever seen.

I have never used Zoom.

I do think that photo doomed her chances of joining the Trump White House - it revealed her to be at best, a B cup.

His laptop, which I would proceed to paint my name upon.

Typical of Newton to have issues with his coach.

What a shit clickbait article.

I’m with you here. The biting tone doesn’t really fit for this piece.

Wow this was a completely unnecessary article. Not everything has to be hated on. He seems pleasant. People are excited by a pleasant person. Why the handwringing? 

Counterpoint: Maybe we’re getting a little TOO cynical when we have to question something as innocuous as Keanu Reeves being a nice guy. Anyway, if Keanu Reeves is the “truly low standard” for being a good man, I can’t even imagine what the high standard is.

My take away from this is that Keanu is Batman.

He may be doing it to avoid appearances of impropriety, or to ensure others’ comfort. But underlying those theories is the assumption that he would put his hands on these people were it not for one of those decent reasons not to do so. Is it too crazy to think that maybe he just doesn’t want to put his hands on other…

Why be such a buzzkill? This is really thoughtful of him. It’s not bare-minimum considering he really didn’t have to do it. He was going above and beyond to make sure he didn't accidentally make someone uncomfortable.

Counterpoint: I do want to be touched by Keanu Reeves.

Here is all you need to know: https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/records-former-michelle-obama-aide-smollett-relative-reached-out-to-kim-foxx/

“...there should never be an attempt to try a case in the court of public opinion.”

Wayne State .... the great bastion of liberal thought should you overlook UC Berkeley, Stanford, Harvard, Antioch, Vassar, Reed, Oberlin, Columbia, NYU, and on and on. He’ll, Wayne State isn’t even the most liberal university in Michigan. That title belongs to the esteemed UofM.

I would give the entire (meager) contents of my checking and savings account to watch this team get its ass whooped both on and off the court by five fabulous queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race.

We are living in the darkest timeline, therefore the Liberty Flames are going to the fucking Final Four.

How to turn off image display in Gmail to prevent the sort of tracking shown in this article:

Did you just write a 4,500 word story about how a young woman who has become a figurehead for the resistance for other young women once wrote some bitchy anonymous emails when she was 23?