The “voice,” diction, whatever, is perfect. 

Every picture of Jeff Bezos is a dick pic, amirite?

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Not true. Infection with one herpes simplex virus (1 or 2) confers only partial immunity to the other, and either can manifest as genital herpes, depending on how the infection was acquired.

Did you not get the memo about moral dependency? Apparently that’s a good thing now.

His new stand-up special is very much about his daughter and being a parent.

Have a look at the CNN interview with Phillips; Google him “in his own words.” I don’t think he really had any idea what he was doing. He just started beating on his drum. When asked if he was trying to defuse the situation, he’s like, “ Uh yeah, sure, yeah, that must have been it.”

It will get a lot worse before gets better, if it ever gets better. I believe that.

Yours is the one post on this thread I find reasonable.

Well, color me surprised. I’d heard of Greta Van Fleet, but never seen or heard Greta Van Fleet. I get the hype now. She’s a slightly tubby 9-year-old girl with a home perm channeling Geddy Lee. The pedal pushers are stupid retro.

+1 apple cake (especially the one in  Maida Heatter’s New Book of Great Deserts)

Which is why, I suspect, some celebrities try to stay out of it. 

I suggested to my wife that she dump mine out the car window on her way back from the crematorium. She lol’d. 

aka, “melodyhead” in English

Comrade Savitsky, in the kitchen, with a knife.

If I’m not sure I want to see a movie or invest in a series, I seek out plot summaries online. I did this with Battlestar Galactica—absolutely hated the first 2 episodes and a couple of the main characters, but after reading all the plot summaries, I went all in and was glad I did. Loved it.

My father (WWII combat veteran) had such a powerful aversion to even small crowds or waiting on line that we never, ever, went to a movie at the actual show time. We always arrived about midway through, then remained until halfway through the next showing when we were fully caught up with the story; followed by “Okay,…

Walnut Whips, FTW.

My English wife says Hersey’s chocolate smells and tastes like vomit and Kraft parmesan cheese.

Somewhat random fact: The birth defect of one or more absent limbs is called amelia.