'65 Daytona Coupe. The McLaren is always cool, but what happens if you get stranded on the side of the road? Pretty sure AAA towing doesn't include freight to England for a battery swap. If you need points, plug wires or other basic items for the Daytona, just hit up Autozone! Need a body panel? Get some spare…

Hell - in proper Alfa fashion, it could have logged a DNF and broken down half way and I would still be tempted.

This

Mid-mounted Viper V10!

Wait, you want NJ to raise its gas tax (however dated it may be) so the government can piss away whatever money it raises?

You had a far more fun childhood than I did.

Check the year on that. Yellow was only produced for the 04-05 model years. ;)

Honestly we should probably send them a pizza bagel.

Damn it now I can't root for Kimi due to my unreasonable hatred for Ferrari.

This one's got to be in the running; was featured in EVO June 2012 (the 760RS issue). Meet 'Nonno' (Italian for grandfather), the Pagani Zonda that's served as a development hack for every single variant produced. It's Zonda chassis #2 (#1 was used for crash testing), built in 1998 and covered more than a million km…

This leaves out age and engine type. Cheer up guys, this could just as likely be the average car:

holy shit you fucking whiner. You act like a pre-production C7 Vette is something special; something worth saving, like a Bugatti Atlantic or a McLaren F1. No matter what I do to this car in this video, whether I launch it, drift it, run it to its top speed, do reverse J-turns, or straight up take a shit on the…

Saleen S7 twin turbo